Follow me and watch me slowly lose my mind one post at a time - They/Them - 24
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Sketches
- $10 for full body + $5 for each additional figure
- $5 for a bust
Flat Color
- $15 for full body + $10 for each additional figure
- $10 for a bust
Full Body with Shading
- $35 + $20 for each additional figure
Character Sheet
- $30 for flat color
- $45 for shading
Full Pieces
- $ 50 to $75 depending on the specifics for the commission
is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags
How has this comic made such a groundbreaking cultural impact without getting over 40k notes
Anonymous asked:
in ur bio it says you’re a bearer of a curse. what curse? bad posts?
noodlenoodlenoodlenoodle answered:
The curse of having to fuck your mom and dad every night so they have a stable marriage
Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”
taking any college course on societal issues in the united states is just like: *realizes its bc of reagan* *traces the cause back to reagan* *discovers the original policy came out of the reagan administration* *finds factual inaccuracies ignored by the reagan administration that are then used to push policy* *finds statistics that show the severity of the aids crisis as well as the beginning of mass incarceration of poc were caused by reagan* *hates reagan*
the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post
T Count: 15
Letter Count: 198
Your T Percentage: 7.58%
Average T Percentage: 6.95%
You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!
YOU EXIST???
Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist
